January 8, 2007

Why Ladies Today Are Still Single

Got this from a friend...

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1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with."

Posted by DSD at January 8, 2007 1:32 PM
Comments

Ladies are still single these days mostly bcuz they expect too much, just like the guys. Its always 2 way traffic. Some choose not to get married/attached cuz they rather not have anyone rather then the "so-called" right one. But is there a Mr/Miss Right? There is only someone who is there at the right place right time, rather then being the right one.

IMHO

Posted by: roblee at January 9, 2007 12:12 AM

heya DSD,
Happy New Year...
you forgot one...
12. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, who make the first move, are cheating on their wives.

Posted by: Saturdaysoftball at January 9, 2007 4:48 AM

thank god i m gay

Posted by: Nod at April 5, 2007 6:40 PM
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