Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
And no, i didn't write it! Mine would go something like that:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a chef (a very good one may I add) "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "YES!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, eating, drank wine and champagne, always had a house full of food, never had to cook, and ate whenever and whatever she wanted.
THE END
:p
Posted by DSD at December 8, 2005 8:57 AMWorking on that book, eh?
Nice ending lah. Good length too. Great for ppl with short attention span.
Now what was I writing about? =P
Posted by: abraxis at December 8, 2005 11:06 AMI'm going to remember this =)
Posted by: monoceros at December 8, 2005 10:34 PMLOL... =C)
Posted by: overacuppa at December 9, 2005 4:39 AMdsd, I see the makings of a 'really short-story' author - much much prefer the 2nd one with chef as main man (consider casting Jamie Oliver(cute), Anthony Bourdain(witty), Tyler Florence(very cute)....)
Posted by: eatzycath at December 9, 2005 11:28 AMWhat about the dishes. Who's going to wash them?
(party pooper hee hee hee)
Posted by: vantan at December 16, 2005 5:07 PM