I can officially be charged with polygamy. I'm married to:
1) Monkey, my betrothed in Sydney ;p
2) the PC at work
3) the Mac at work
4) the PC at home
It's a complicated thing. I have to use two computers at work 'cos they perform different functions. The PC's right in front of me when I'm seated while a big Mac (haha, I know it sounds like a burger, but no, it's just that the monitor's huge!) sits to my right. I shan't go into the intricacies of what functions they perform.
So yes, what the hell am I doing at the computer again at home after having gotten off two of them barely an hour ago???? I'm insane.
But you see, I can't reply to personal emails at work. Well, not can't per se. I would just rather not do so. While at work, I'd also rather not read my friends' blogs nor update my blog. I wouldn't want people from work to find out about it. If they do so, that means I can't bitch about work! heh.
The thing about Husbands No. 2 & 3 is that there's no divorcing them - at least not for the time being.
I'm off to bed now. The irony is that a husband doesn't exist for bedtime. I need a 5th. ;p
Posted by DSD at May 26, 2004 1:02 AM | TrackBackwhat about a long huggable pillow? :CP
Posted by: tiggie at May 26, 2004 2:16 AMWoohoo! I came first!
Look on the bright side. Our long-distance thing depends in large part on your other husbands. ;-)
*hugs*
Posted by: Monkey at May 26, 2004 8:14 AMtiggie: i suppose u mean a bolster? Yes, i do have one.
Monkey: of course you're top on the list! You'll always be my favourite! ;)
Posted by: dsd at May 26, 2004 11:27 AMFirst thing though, is a PC male?
After some digging on the net I conclude:
Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
Cheers
Posted by: Victor at May 26, 2004 11:33 PMhahahahaha ... !!!!
Posted by: tiggie at May 27, 2004 12:17 AMthanks victor, i'll keep your words of wisdom in mind while building up my harem.
Posted by: dsd at May 27, 2004 9:49 AM